I am, quite simply, The Most Interesting Man Alive. My words carry weight that would break the jaw of a less interesting individual. And I am the life of parties I've never attended. Police often question me, just because they find me interesting.
I bowl overhand. And I've won trophies for my game face alone. My personality is so magnetic, I am unable to carry credit cards.
I live vicariously through myself. My legend precedes me the way lightning precedes thunder.
I've been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.
I am The Most Interesting Man Alive.
-The Most Interesting Man Alive
My day job is practicing law in the nation's capital.
LOL Vince.. AWESOME. MY ABSOLUTE HERO... but get it right dude... It's "The Most Interesting Man IN THE WORLD", (not alive). The REAL MIMITW would NEVER make such a mistake.
"I once thought I made a mistake... but I was wrong". TMIMITW.