Expat Misconceptions continued...
11.) Dominicans don't know nothing about nothing! Wait...your Dominican car runs on what? kerosene and vegatable oil?
12.) Dominicans are wasteful, stupid people! Wait...are you sure you can fix my flat tire using only epoxy, used condoms, and the flame from a candle?
13.) Dominicans are slow, simple people! Wait...is it true that Dominicans have virtually no hypertension, little high blood pressure, and very little work related anxiety and stress related issues like Americans?
14.) Dominicans lack imagination and creativity! Wait.. did you just build a house out of cinder block, driftwood, corrugated steel, and cardboard?
15.) Dominicans don't know how to make money! Wait a minute... this is the third time this week that i brought my car, motorcycle, tv, and broken vibrator in for repair, and now you're telling me that i owe you another $1000 pesos, again?
16.) Dominicans have no work ethic! Wait...did i just see a woman selling fruit from atop of her head, a guy selling children's clothes from a bicycle, a shoe shine boy shining a person's bare feet, a guy squeezing fresh cane sugar and orange juice at a busy intersection, a motorcyclist delivering water, gas tanks, and pico pollo from the back of a bike?
17.) Domincans lack ingenuity! Wait...did i just see a guy building a house--pulling 12ft steel rebar behind his 50cc scooter, hauling cinder blocks on another scooter, delivering furniture--including glass, dressers, washing machines, stoves, and car chassis, and then transporting a family of ten---all from a scooter? is that really possible?
18.) Domincans don't know how to use tools! Wait..did i just see a girl opening a can of tuna using a butter knife, cutting driftwood up to build a house, tilling 10 acres of land using nothing more than a machete, cutting grass in his yard using another machete?
19.) Dominicans don't understand basic mechanics! Wait a second...did i just see a guy take a voltage regulator/rectifier out of a motorcycle and then modify it to fit inside his car, attach a Greco coffee filter to the inside of the gas tank of a diesel truck to filter the fuel, modify the engine to burn natural gas, used vegetable oil, and kerosene?
20.) Dominicans are too stupid to understand the dynamics of business and human relations! Wait...did i just buy another cellphone for my girlfriend, a different set of extended hair, another scooter, and donated more money for her ailing donkey that ran off, again?
This is absloute madness! Wait...i must be in the Dominican Republic.