So, you're a Canadian who even watches CBC. Surprised. Most Canadians are more polite and respectful.
That's one of the funniest crocks of shit this forum has heard from a sock puppet in a long time.
First off read the title of the thread.
Secondly, read the whole thread. You might actually learn a thing or 2 (but I have my doubts with you being a sock puppet and all)
Finally, where do you come up with this nonsense you are trying to sell. Is there actually a sock puppet school or perhaps a troll school where you are taught ridiculous and out dated thoughts.
I have heard that Haiti has great institutions to get you through this sad moment of your life. Go forth and explore.
Good luck and troll someone else.