This Thread "Speakes" Volumes About How Dominicans "Think", (Is THAT An OXYMORON ?)
They are "SOOOOOOOOO Proud" that SOOOOOOOOOOOOO Many Dominicans come to the USA "Illegally"! Now THAT is "Something" to take pride in!!!
How about "WHY" do thsy come???
Maybe,Just Maybe, it is because their country is a "Failure"!
They should put a sign at the "Airport"; "Would The Last Dominican To Leave, Please Turn Out The Lights!"
"Oh!" how stupid of me, The "Lights" go out by themselves here!!!!!
Why is it that the Dominicans who have chosen to live in the USA,are the most vocal about ANY criticism about their "Abandoned" homeland???
Must like the "FREEBIES" in the USA!!!???
"Ya Think!"
I just LOVE when I am attacked personally about my "Lifestyle"!
Must mean that my "Criticisms" about the DR are "Spot On"! Can't attack my ideas?? Well then Attack me!!
Keep 'Em coming!
Just to prove a "POINT"!
Last night I took a friend down to the "Malecon" for some "Excitement"!
We had our pick of 100s of "Local Beauties"! I was not "exactly" "In-The-Mood",as I had been eating and drinking since 6:30. He soon found a suitable selection,and went to the "Apartment" that "Swarzen" spoke of in an earlier post.While he and the young lady were exchanging "Pleasantries",I dozed on the couch.I am "61" you know,and my usual "Bedtime" is about 9 pm!
Anyway,the longer they spent on "Pleasentries",the more I wished I had brought a "Friend" for me! Waht COULD I Do???
Well,"Ladies & Gentlemen", I have know my friend for about 45 years,and what do "Old Friends" do??..That's Right! They Share!!
I "popped" a quick "VIAGRA",and "Waited My Turn"!
On her way to the bathroom,I asked the young'"Entrepeneur" if she could possibly "Squeeeeze" me in??? She thought for about a milli-second,smiled and said; "Porque no!"
Now, I realized that a "Twofer" would be asking TOO much,but I also know that a Dominican will do just about ANYTHING for a "Peso",(Except Hard Work!)
With THAT information in mind,I proposed giving her half of what my friend had paid!I told her how beautiful she was,and that I only had #$@ Pesos with me,because I had to buy medicine for my "sick mother","THAT!" she understood!
We went into the bedroom and played "Judge Advacate General". She sat on my lap,and I gave her an "Honorable Discharge"!!!!!!!!!
And "people" wonder why I love this Country Soooooooo Much!???????
Actually, I would take a "YOLA" to get "TOO" the DR!
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For those "Reputation Points" I mean!!
My "Slogan",... "Vote For Me, and I'll Take You Too The "Malecon next time"!