{"id":42805,"date":"2000-06-27T01:43:56","date_gmt":"2000-06-27T01:43:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dr1.com\/new\/pages\/two-new-jokes-in-circulation\/"},"modified":"2000-06-27T01:43:56","modified_gmt":"2000-06-27T01:43:56","slug":"two-new-jokes-in-circulation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dr1.com\/news\/2000\/06\/27\/two-new-jokes-in-circulation\/","title":{"rendered":"Two new jokes in circulation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know Balaguer just bought a new car? Punch line: An ambulance. (Former President Joaquin Balaguer will be 94 years old in September.) Did you know which will be the main dish of the inaugural dinner at the National Palace? Punch line: Pichirr&iacute; en salsa blanca. (This is in reference to the comment made by President-elect Hip&oacute;lito Mej&iacute;a when campaigning for President when he said that he had the PLD grabbed by the tail of the chicken. Note the white sauce is in reference to the color of the PRD party).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know Balaguer just bought a new car? Punch line: An ambulance. (Former President Joaquin Balaguer will be 94 years old in September.) Did you know which will be the main dish of the inaugural dinner at the National Palace? Punch line: Pichirr&iacute; en salsa blanca. (This is in reference to the comment made &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/dr1.com\/news\/2000\/06\/27\/two-new-jokes-in-circulation\/\" class=\"more-link\">Read more\u2026<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13,3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dr1.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42805"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dr1.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dr1.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dr1.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dr1.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dr1.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dr1.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dr1.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dr1.com\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}