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This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over." The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him...

An elderly couple was celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little town where they first met. They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the waitress about their love for each other and how they met at this very same spot. Sitting next to...

1. Before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter. 2. Crowded elevator smell different to midget. 3. Fly who rest on toilet seat, get pissed off! 4. Girl who douche with vinegar, walk around with sour puss. 5. He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons. 6. Man who...

An Ontario man left the snowballed streets of Toronto for a vacation in Punta Cana. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had...