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    Best Package Deals From Europe To DR

    Can any European readers recommend travel agencies offering great package deals including flight and hotel accomodations from London or Amsterdam to Santo Domingo? Thanks!
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    Playa Vista?

    I noticed that their last blog entry was in October, 2007, and my e-mails to to the owners have gone unanswered. I hope that they are well... Thanks in advance for any information!
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    Paternity Question

    Hi. An Italian friend married a Dominican woman when she was three months pregnant, and although his name is listed on the birth certificate as being the father, he is not the child?s biological father. The child is three, and has a Dominican and also an Italian passport. He and his wife are...
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    Unos chistes...

    Un poco fuertes pero no se me enojen eh! Son solo chistes, o no ?? >?Cu?l es la primer botella que destapa una mujer despu?s de los >festejos de fin de a?o?... La del detergente. > >Errar es humano, no darse cuenta del error... es femenino... > >No hay opiniones est?pidas, solo est?pidas que...
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    Republican National Convention Schedule

    Here is the new convention schedule... >6:00pm - Opening prayer > >6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer > >6:30pm - Prayer in thanks of first two prayers > >6:45pm - New energy policy presented by Exxon > >7:00pm - Canonization of Reagan > >7:15pm - Additional prayers > >7:30pm - Opening...
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    2 Priests On Vacation In Hawaii

    Two Priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The...
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    The Worst Foursome In Golf

    THE WORST FOURSOME IN GOLF: > > 1. MONICA LEWINSKI > 2. O. J. SIMPSON > 3. TED KENNEDY > 4. BILL CLINTON > >WHY, YOU ASK? > > well . . . > > 1. MONICA IS A HOOKER. > > 2. O. J. IS A SLICER. > > 3. TED CAN'T DRIVE OVER WATER, and . . . . > > 4...
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    How Old Do You Look?

    Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking... surely I cannot look that old? You may enjoy this short story. While waiting for my first appointment in the reception room of a new dentist, I noticed his certificate, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered that...
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    Monica Lewinski's Weight Problem

    Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help... "God, if You take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to You," she prayed. And (*POOF*)...
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    The nun and the cab driver

    A San Francisco cabby picks up a nun. She gets into the cab and the driver won't stop staring at her in the rear view mirror. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When...
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    Los S?ntomas (en Espa?ol)

    1.- Sintoma: Pies frios y humedos. > >Causa: Te estas derramando el trago! > >Solucion: El vaso esta siendo agarrado en angulo > >incorrecto, gira el vaso > >hasta que la parte abierta quede hacia arriba. > > 2.- Sintoma: Pies calientes y mojados. > >Causa: Ya te measte. > >Solucion: Ve a...
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    Receptionist In Doctor's Office...

    There's nothing worse than a snotty doctor's receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it. An 86 year old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the...
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    How Do You Do It?

    HOW DO YOU DO IT? Dentists do it orally Cops do it with cuffs DJ's do it on request Truckers do it in the road Soldiers do it under orders Detectives do it under cover Australians do it Down Under Zoologists do it with animals Gardeners do it in the bushes Gas attendants...
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    A Few More Jewish Jokes

    Jewish Fly This guy walks into a bar, and sits down at the bar. There is a really good looking girl alone at the end of the bar. He catches her eye, and smiles at her. She gives him an icy stare in return. A little while later he tries again, and is rebuked. He calls the bartender over...
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    Is Nazir Attalah And His Family Still Politically Effective?

    Prior to Leonel Fernandez's well deserved win, Alberto Attalah was involved as Bank Superintendant, and Nazir was busy building monuments and grandstanding. How will Hippolito's defeat affect Alberto and Nazir, and the Atallah family in general? Did they lose big time by bankrolling PPH, or...
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    E pa fuera que van... Where can I download the song in MP3 format?

    My wife is Dominican, and would love to have a copy of this song. Does anyone know where I might be able to download it, so I could make a CD, and give it to her? Thanks! Daniel W.
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    Contact Information For M.D. In Sosua/Cabarete Area...

    I'd appreciate it if anyone can post contact information such as address, e-mail address, etc. for a certain Dr. Naurio Tatis. Thanks! Dan
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    Legitimate Charitable Organizations in the Dominican Republic

    Many Europeans and Americans, Canadians, etc. regularly donate money to charities which have colossal administrative operating costs. They also never get to see where the monies donated are directed. How about a listing of REPUTABLE charities based in the Dominican Republic? There was a...
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    El ni?o japonesito

    El ni?o japonesito >> > >> > >> >Un ni?o japonesito llega a USA. Es el primer d?a de clases y la >>maestra presenta a Suzuki, hijo de un empresario japon?s, a los >>chicos de sexto grado. >> >La maestra les dice: >> >-Empecemos repasando un poco de historia americana. ?Qui?n dijo...
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    Women in the D.R. must have this info to prevent breast cancer...!

    Perhaps they are already aware of it... http://hob.allens.com/cnn/