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A traveling salesman visits a small town in the Midwest and sees > > a circus banner reading, "Don't Miss The Amazing Goldstein." Curious, > > he buys a ticket. > > > > The tent goes dark. > > > > Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the center ring. > > > > There, spot lit in the...

:surprised Words Women Use: ?FINE?: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. ?Five Minutes?: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. ?Five minutes? is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the...

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I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most >people die of natural causes. > > * Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you >are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If >it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. >...

Subject: Priceless Rectum Stretcher While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing...

dr1.com'ers....we have a celebrity among us! Randy had given me a copy of his book, "Xpatriot" at the bbq at Rocky's. This past Saturday I had the chance to read it while enjoying the sun at the beach..... Randy, it was excellent! The descriptive writing was consistant and pitcturesue! The...

SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" LOUD SEX A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big...

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you" the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he always responds the...

Defintion of love? I read comments about how men take advantage and are only out for sex. I hear X-mas time women will work the streets for extra cash. I know they also cheat on their husbands as I have gone out with a few, and they love to play games, and although I do not agree with the...

Looking for a neat clean person, as a roomate to share half the expenses on an apartment in Naco, opposite Centro Olympico and the police station. Male or female. 3 br 2 bath maid quarters kitchen Living room dining room fully furnished Washing machine and dryer Dishwasher cable t.v. hooked up...

Any one have any ideas?

I had started a couple of networking groups in the U.S. over the years and ran a few of them. At the dinner the other night I had mentioned it to some people and they seemed interested. Perhaps we can start one here in the capital and help one another build our businesses.....You would be...

I have always had a dog and have always had one for my children while they were growing up. Now at 54 and living alone here in the DR would love to have one for companionship. I have always had standard poodles as they were very intelligent and very protective. The other nice thing is they...

I need the services of a labor attorney here in the DR that speaks English. I have a case to file against a former employer here in the DR. I don't know if Mr. Guzman handles that area, and if not, perhaps he can suggest someone.

Just checked out flights from the ny area. Spirit is flying at $174.00 round trip to Las Americas through FLL.

I moved to the DR the end of June. Since that time I have found it very difficult to meet women closer to my age. I have gone to the regular spots that people recommened, Monte Christo, Cafe Muarno, Outback, Steak Lloft etc. but there only seems to be younger women. Don't have a lot in...