For your laughter, because laughter can heal

Lol. Here's another one.
Last month a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-
?Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world??
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
In Eastern Europe they didn?t know what ?honest? meant.
In Western Europe they didn?t know what ?shortage? meant.
In Africa they didn?t know what ?food? meant.
In China they didn?t know what ?opinion? meant.
In the Middle East they didn?t know what ?solution? meant.
In South America they didn?t know what ?please? meant.
In the US they didn?t know what ?the rest of the world? meant.
And finally??.In England they hung up because they couldn?t understand the researcher?s Indian accent.
Have a good weekend and keep the positive energy

A cliche but yet worth a friday afternoon laugh..

A man walking along a beach was deep in prayer,
All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish"
The sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord
said,
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you one wish"
The man said, "Please build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive
over anytime I want to."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the oceans! The concrete and steel it would take! I can
do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would
honour and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. finally he said, "Lord,
I wish that I could understand what women want. I want to know how
they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the
silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing' ,
and how i can make a woman truly happy"
All was silent.
Finally, God spoke.
"You want two lanes on that bridge or four?"

Happy Weekend !!

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Cowboy In A Bar

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As
soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about
women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian." LOL

Happy weekend!