Southern accents need to be applied here.......
Two southern gals are having lunch..... extolling the virtues of their marriages..
#1 says..
My husband loves me sooo much, he bought me a Maserati.....
#2.... That's nice........
#1
My husband loves me soooo much... he gave this diamond ring for our anniversary.....
#2.......Thats niiiice.....
#1
For my birthday, my husband gave me a fur coat....
#2 A fur coat? Why ?
#1.. we turn tha air conditioning up real high and i wear it around the house .... naked
#2 thats real niice
#1.... does your husband buy you nice things ?
#2 Oh , yes he does !!!
He sent me to Charm School...... and I graduated top of my class
#1
Charm School??? What in the world for ??
#2
Well..... I used to say " F@ck You" a lot...........
Now, I just say ..... "Thats nice"......
This is a joke that my wife heard last week at a golf thing in Rhode Island....
told by Southern gals...
As my wife is accepting her 3rd prize and is walking back to her table.....
over the discreet womenly applause, those southern gals whisper - loudly to her --
"Thats niiice ..... real nice "
Southern Women.... and Southern humor..... it was very funny
Two southern gals are having lunch..... extolling the virtues of their marriages..
#1 says..
My husband loves me sooo much, he bought me a Maserati.....
#2.... That's nice........
#1
My husband loves me soooo much... he gave this diamond ring for our anniversary.....
#2.......Thats niiiice.....
#1
For my birthday, my husband gave me a fur coat....
#2 A fur coat? Why ?
#1.. we turn tha air conditioning up real high and i wear it around the house .... naked
#2 thats real niice
#1.... does your husband buy you nice things ?
#2 Oh , yes he does !!!
He sent me to Charm School...... and I graduated top of my class
#1
Charm School??? What in the world for ??
#2
Well..... I used to say " F@ck You" a lot...........
Now, I just say ..... "Thats nice"......
This is a joke that my wife heard last week at a golf thing in Rhode Island....
told by Southern gals...
As my wife is accepting her 3rd prize and is walking back to her table.....
over the discreet womenly applause, those southern gals whisper - loudly to her --
"Thats niiice ..... real nice "
Southern Women.... and Southern humor..... it was very funny