Sister mary katherine

>>>Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence.
>>>
>>>The Priest said, 'Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome
>>>here as long as you like, but you
>>>may not speak until directed to do so. '
>>>
>>>Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the
>>>Priest said to her, 'Sister Mary Katherine,
>>>you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.'
>>>
>>>Sister Mary Katherine said, 'Hard bed.'
>>>
>>>'I'm sorry to hear that,' the Priest said, 'We will get you a better
>>>bed.'
>>>
>>>After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was summoned by the Priest.
>>>'You may say another two
>>>words, Sister Mary Katherine.'
>>>
>>>'Cold food,' said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that
>>>the food would be better in the future.
>>>
>>>On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister
>>>Mary Katherine into his office.
>>>'You may say two words today.'
>>>
>>>'I quit,' said Sister Mary Katherine.
>>>
>>>'It's probably best,' said the Priest, 'You've done nothing but bitch
>>>since you got here.'
>>>