Lets try some more humor...to lighten up the mood and inject some humour into everyday life.
Bazooka M1 for sale. Uses the improved M6A3 rocket motor for propulsion. It uses a high explosive (HE) 8.8 cm anti-tank warhead. Good for tanks, drug dealer SUV?s, and corrupt government official vehicles. It is 54 inches long, or about 1.37 meters. The explosive can penetrate 2.4 inches of solid steel or 6.4 inches of fat (results vary with the size of beer-gut and diet). The cast steel warhead contains 1.6 pounds of Pentolite high explosive. Pentolite is effective against obese government officials who live on a perpetual diet of yucca, black beans, rice, kidney beans, platanos, and pork fat. The bazooka weighs about 12.75 pounds, or 5.8 kilos. This Bazooka has been modified to "heat seek" obese, chronically lying, lazy officials. it uses a US designed hand grip magneto trigger replaced with one with solid state firing circuit powered by two AA batteries. The Bazooka is ?not? registered and, hence, has ?no" papers!? Willing to trade for a back-hoe or John Deere riding lawn-mower or a good honest woman that knows both how to cook as well as operate a back-hoe. Preferably a woman familiar with hydrolic maintenance.:tired:
It's humour, it's meant to be absurd, it's meant to attract absurdity.:cheeky:
Bazooka M1 for sale. Uses the improved M6A3 rocket motor for propulsion. It uses a high explosive (HE) 8.8 cm anti-tank warhead. Good for tanks, drug dealer SUV?s, and corrupt government official vehicles. It is 54 inches long, or about 1.37 meters. The explosive can penetrate 2.4 inches of solid steel or 6.4 inches of fat (results vary with the size of beer-gut and diet). The cast steel warhead contains 1.6 pounds of Pentolite high explosive. Pentolite is effective against obese government officials who live on a perpetual diet of yucca, black beans, rice, kidney beans, platanos, and pork fat. The bazooka weighs about 12.75 pounds, or 5.8 kilos. This Bazooka has been modified to "heat seek" obese, chronically lying, lazy officials. it uses a US designed hand grip magneto trigger replaced with one with solid state firing circuit powered by two AA batteries. The Bazooka is ?not? registered and, hence, has ?no" papers!? Willing to trade for a back-hoe or John Deere riding lawn-mower or a good honest woman that knows both how to cook as well as operate a back-hoe. Preferably a woman familiar with hydrolic maintenance.:tired:
It's humour, it's meant to be absurd, it's meant to attract absurdity.:cheeky:
