08. The cheese slid off his cracker.
09. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
10. Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
11. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
12. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the
heel.
13. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the
way
14. One taco short of a combination plate.
15. All foam, no beer.
16. As smart as bait.
17. Chimney's clogged.
18. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
19. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
20. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
21. Receiver is off the hook
22. Skylight leaks a little
23. Slinky's kinked.
24. Surfing in Nebraska.
25. Too much yardage between the goalposts.
26. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
27. Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
28. A room temperature IQ.
29. Bright as Alaska in December.
30. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming.
31. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
week.
32. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just
gargled.
33. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
34. His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
35. If he had another brain it would be lonely.
36. A few tiles missing from the ceiling.
37. The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
38. Not the brightest crayon in the box.
39. Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
40. A few bricks short of a load.
