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paddy

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I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.
 
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pkaide1

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paddy said:
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.
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by any chance, is your dog name Bill Clinton?
 
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beastwood

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Saw a dog looking for food on maximo gomez the other day....obviously pregnant and had half her cranium missing exposing fleshy white brain material....truly gross and heartbreaking. No socialism or programs for these pups here. Now at home in the US I have numerous times adopted rescue dogs...and they are indeed umemployed and lazy, but with intrinsic value and love to give. so what does this have to do with people mr romney? Yup its the clown bin...."what a country...think you will ever go back?"
 
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porkman100

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paddy said:
I went down this morning to sign up my Dog for welfare. At first the lady said, Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare. So I explained to her that my Dog is unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and has no clue who his Daddy is. So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My Dog gets his first check Friday. What a great country this is.
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You left out... Immoral and ungrateful...and That is why they keep coming.
 
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porkman100

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beastwood said:
Saw a dog looking for food on maximo gomez the other day....obviously pregnant and had half her cranium missing exposing fleshy white brain material....truly gross and heartbreaking. No socialism or programs for these pups here. Now at home in the US I have numerous times adopted rescue dogs...and they are indeed umemployed and lazy, but with intrinsic value and love to give. so what does this have to do with people mr romney? Yup its the clown bin...."what a country...think you will ever go back?"
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Beast..As a dogy person I will agree, if it was up to me I would cut down that 4% for education in half and establish a good animal control center. in D.r.
 
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