It's a curious race, the Irish.

Subject: IRISH VASECTOMY

After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children ..

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The husband said to the doctor, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem."

"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania.

That vasectomy joke was originally made for hillbillies in the South...Billy Bob and Sue Ann had 11 kids, etc etc...

Just goes to show that good jokes never die, they are just recycled!!


HB

now we need to research which is the original ;-)

A Woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes back unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the
bedroom cupboard to watch.

Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home
unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising
that the little boy is in there.

After a while the little boy says, 'Dark in here'.
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let
alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have a football.'
Man - 'That's nice.'

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'
Man - 'No, thanks.'

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'
Man - 'OK, how much?'
Boy - '$250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the cupboard together.

Boy - 'Dark in here.'
Man - 'Yes, it is.'

Boy - 'I have football boots.'
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'
Boy - '$750'
Man - 'Sold.'

A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and
football, let's go outside and have a game of footy'.
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.' The father asks, 'How
much did you sell them for and to who?'

The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $1,000'
The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend
like that.
That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you
to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth, and he closes the door.

The boy says, 'Dark in here'.......

The priest says, 'Don't start that **** again you little prick, you're in my
cupboard now!!'