It's too bad the lamestream media is too afraid to do real reporting on election night. CNN, Faux News, and the big three are wusses.
Gracias al unicornio invisible y color de rosa, there's Comedy Central for some real, up-to-the-minute journalistic reporting.
Will it be GOBAMA! or Rmoney (Oops! I meant Romney)?
Either way, Wall Street wins:
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows that the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows