Marriage

frank recktenwald said:

marriage

This is a conversation between a man and woman who have just gotten married.

He: Finally! For this I waited so long!
She: Do you ever want me to leave?
He: No! I dare not even think that!
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Very much!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you asking me that?
She: Will you make love with me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will you ever hit me?
He: Are you crazy? Such a person is not me!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes sweetie!
She: My dear!

The conversation 25 years later: Read from bottom to top

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kdolo said:

Pretty funny. I'd make a few changes though...... - The reverse wouldn't be 25 years later .....more like 5-7 years later.

Furthermore, I'd reverse the lines - the 'He' lines become 'She' lines - a bit more accurate i think overall
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