But based on conversations and observations this is what the females say, let me flip this a little just for fun.
Overcoming a Gringo: From a female friend.
1. Everyone knows you're not from here, so we get stares everywhere we go. But you don't observe this. Even though, it feels awkward at times.
2. You dance as though your hips are displaced. You can't even dance merengue which is as basic a Dominican dance as there is. Even little kids 2-3 years old can dance it.
3. You have NO idea about fashion and even the motoconchos have at least 1 fashionable polo shirt. Nice pairs of shoes or sneakers? uh uh, no dice. You look disinterested to even dress up a little at parties, special holidays or get togethers.
4. Let's not talk about exercise. Your pot belly is out of control, say 2-3 months in?
5. You speak to other Dominican workers like **** in front of us and they look at me in embarrassment. Buuuuutt.
6. You talk about English,your Spanish is a half-ass attempt at a language.
7. You want want to do all these crazy things in bed, just because you're "managing" me. Every crazy fantasy you've seen on the Internet is open for discussion.
8. You sling slang when not warranted and call other men "Primo" which sounds corny coming from a foreigner.
just having fun..
Overcoming a Gringo: From a female friend.
1. Everyone knows you're not from here, so we get stares everywhere we go. But you don't observe this. Even though, it feels awkward at times.
2. You dance as though your hips are displaced. You can't even dance merengue which is as basic a Dominican dance as there is. Even little kids 2-3 years old can dance it.
3. You have NO idea about fashion and even the motoconchos have at least 1 fashionable polo shirt. Nice pairs of shoes or sneakers? uh uh, no dice. You look disinterested to even dress up a little at parties, special holidays or get togethers.
4. Let's not talk about exercise. Your pot belly is out of control, say 2-3 months in?
5. You speak to other Dominican workers like **** in front of us and they look at me in embarrassment. Buuuuutt.
6. You talk about English,your Spanish is a half-ass attempt at a language.
7. You want want to do all these crazy things in bed, just because you're "managing" me. Every crazy fantasy you've seen on the Internet is open for discussion.
8. You sling slang when not warranted and call other men "Primo" which sounds corny coming from a foreigner.
just having fun..
