A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her
> neighbor's male dog while they were on vacation. She had a large house and
> believed she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off
> to sleep the first night she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed
> downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to
> disengage as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
>
> She was unable to separate them and became perplexed as to what to do next.
> Although it was late, she called the vet who answered in a very grumpy
> voice.
>
> After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and
> place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of
> the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to
> withdraw."
>
> "Do you think that will work?" she asked.
>
> "It just worked for me," he replied.
>
> neighbor's male dog while they were on vacation. She had a large house and
> believed she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off
> to sleep the first night she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed
> downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to
> disengage as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
>
> She was unable to separate them and became perplexed as to what to do next.
> Although it was late, she called the vet who answered in a very grumpy
> voice.
>
> After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and
> place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of
> the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to
> withdraw."
>
> "Do you think that will work?" she asked.
>
> "It just worked for me," he replied.
>