My wife won't like it

Jun 18, 2007
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One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, we were living at in Sarasota, heard the noise and called out, ?Are you okay, what's your name?"

"It?s Jack , and I?m OK thanks," I replied.

"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, ?but I don't think my wife would like it."

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty and persuasive.

"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife. won't like it."

After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, I thanked my host.
"I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be. really upset."

"Don't be silly!? Elizabeth said with a smile, ?She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart!" I said....