A cowboy from Texas appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' asked St. Peter.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'
'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' asked St. Peter.
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.
'On a trip to Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!
St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Couple of minutes ago.'