Mama Juana in the DR

frank12

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Sep 6, 2011
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Wonder drugs come and go but the basics never change like aspirin, penicillin, etc...........

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Mama Juana.

Mama Juana is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Mama Juana almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Mama Juana may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Mama Juana may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Mama Juana may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Mama Juana may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Mama Juana may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
 

charlise

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Nov 1, 2012
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And you forgot to say that it cures almost every illness of this world. Cold, fever, influenza, back pain, leg pain, headache, and the list continues for ever....
 

drescape24

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Nov 2, 2011
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Wonder drugs come and go but the basics never change like aspirin, penicillin, etc...........

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Mama Juana.

Mama Juana is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. It can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Mama Juana almost immediately and, with a regimen of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living.

Mama Juana may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use it. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include: dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Mama Juana may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

* The consumption of Mama Juana may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

* The consumption of Mama Juana may cause you to think you can sing.

* The consumption of Mama Juana may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.[/
Very well written!