> A golfer playing in Ireland hooked his drive into the woods. Looking for his
> ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head
> and the golfer's ball beside him.
>
> Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over
> the little guy, reviving him.
>
> 'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.
>
> 'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.
>
> 'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya
> want?'
>
> 'Thank God, you're alright!' the golfer answers in relief. 'I don't want
> anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.'
>
> And the golfer walks off.
>
> 'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself.
>
> I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would
> want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex
> life.'
>
> A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad
> drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
>
> 'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here, ' the little guy says. 'I just want
> to ask ye, how's yer golf game?'
>
> 'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers. I'm an internationally famous
> golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're alright.'
>
> 'Oh,I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell
> me,how's yer money situation?'
>
> 'Why,it's just wonderful!' the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I just
> reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!'
>
> 'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'
>
> The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly,
> 'It's OK.'
>
> C'mon, c'mon now,'urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good
> job. How many times a week?'
>
> Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, 'Once, sometimes
> twice a week.'
>
> 'What??'responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or twice a
> week?'
> 'Well,'says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a
> small parish.
> ball, he found a little Leprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head
> and the golfer's ball beside him.
>
> Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle from the cart and poured it over
> the little guy, reviving him.
>
> 'Arrgh! What happened?' the Leprechaun asked.
>
> 'I'm afraid I hit you with my golf ball,' the golfer says.
>
> 'Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddya
> want?'
>
> 'Thank God, you're alright!' the golfer answers in relief. 'I don't want
> anything, I'm just glad you're OK, and I apologize.'
>
> And the golfer walks off.
>
> 'What a nice guy,' the Leprechaun says to himself.
>
> I have to do something for him. I'll give him the three things I would
> want... a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex
> life.'
>
> A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad
> drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
>
> 'Twas me that made ye hit the ball here, ' the little guy says. 'I just want
> to ask ye, how's yer golf game?'
>
> 'My game is fantastic!' the golfer answers. I'm an internationally famous
> golfer now.' He adds, 'By the way, it's good to see you're alright.'
>
> 'Oh,I'm fine now, thank ye. I did that fer yer golf game, you know. And tell
> me,how's yer money situation?'
>
> 'Why,it's just wonderful!' the golfer states. 'When I need cash, I just
> reach in my pocket and pull out $100 bills I didn't even know were there!'
>
> 'I did that fer ye also.' And tell me, how's yer sex life?'
>
> The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly,
> 'It's OK.'
>
> C'mon, c'mon now,'urged the Leprechaun, 'I'm wanting to know if I did a good
> job. How many times a week?'
>
> Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, 'Once, sometimes
> twice a week.'
>
> 'What??'responds the Leprechaun in shock. 'That's all? Only once or twice a
> week?'
> 'Well,'says the golfer, 'I figure that's not bad for a Catholic priest in a
> small parish.