The parrot

Jun 18, 2007
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i decided to get another parrot ,,i bought this one from a friend lives in the city .
this parrot knew more curse words than me and i was in the navy for 4 years , my wife said get rid of him !!!
i took him back wanted my money back but my friend said patience , leave him with me a week i can make a real change in him ,, so i left him ,,
i forgot about the bird for a few weeks but one day i went by his apartment to check things out ,,
my bird was in the corner setting on a perch quietly .. preening himself was looking pretty good ,,
i approached him and saw he had a string tied to each of his legs, not attached to anything just hanging there ,,
i asked my friend " what is this about the strings "? he replied " pull one ' i did the parrot said the lords prayer ,, i was astounded ..it was beautiful ,
, i asked " what if i pulled the other string "? he replied do it " ,,when i pulled the other string the parrots recited 23 psalm ,, i could not believe it ,, i hardly remembered the 23 psalm ,,
i then asked " what if i pulled both string at the same time "?
the parrot replied I WOULD FALL OF MY PERCH YOU STUPID BASTARD !!