A wife came home early and found her husband in there bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman and was somewhat upset.
You are a disrespecful pig she cried,how dare you do this to me a faithful wife,the mother of your children,im leaving you,i want a divorce straight away.
The husband replied hang on just a minute here,so at least i can tell you what happend.
Fine go agead she sobed,but they will be the last words you say to me.
So the husband began,well i was getting into my car to drive home,and this young lady here asked me for a lift, she looked so down and out and defenseless that i took pity on her and let her into the car,i noticed that she was very thin,not well dressed,and very dirty.
She told me that she had not eaten for 3days,so in my compassion i brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas i made for you last night,the ones you would not eat because your afraid you will put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments,since she needed a good clean up i suggested a shower,and while she was doing that i noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes,so i threw them away,then as she needed clothes i gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years but dont use because you say that they are to tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,which you dont use,because i dont have good taste.
1found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for christmas that you dont use just to annoy her,and i also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and dont use because someone at work has a pair the same.
The husband took a quick breath and continued,she was so grateful for my understanding and help,and as i walked her to the door,she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said.
PLEASE DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOUR WIFE DOSENT USE
You are a disrespecful pig she cried,how dare you do this to me a faithful wife,the mother of your children,im leaving you,i want a divorce straight away.
The husband replied hang on just a minute here,so at least i can tell you what happend.
Fine go agead she sobed,but they will be the last words you say to me.
So the husband began,well i was getting into my car to drive home,and this young lady here asked me for a lift, she looked so down and out and defenseless that i took pity on her and let her into the car,i noticed that she was very thin,not well dressed,and very dirty.
She told me that she had not eaten for 3days,so in my compassion i brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas i made for you last night,the ones you would not eat because your afraid you will put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments,since she needed a good clean up i suggested a shower,and while she was doing that i noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes,so i threw them away,then as she needed clothes i gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years but dont use because you say that they are to tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,which you dont use,because i dont have good taste.
1found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for christmas that you dont use just to annoy her,and i also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and dont use because someone at work has a pair the same.
The husband took a quick breath and continued,she was so grateful for my understanding and help,and as i walked her to the door,she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said.
PLEASE DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE THAT YOUR WIFE DOSENT USE