A man was very angry at his two teenaged sons because they swore all the time. One morning he had enough of their trash talk and warned his sons that if they kept swearing he would make them regret it.
A few minutes later, he asked the first boy, "What would you like for breakfast?", and the boy answered , "I want some f*cking pancakes!" The man drew a pistol and shot him.
Then he asked the second boy, "Got anything smart to say?", and the boy answered, "I sure as hell won't ask for f*cking pancakes!"
A few minutes later, he asked the first boy, "What would you like for breakfast?", and the boy answered , "I want some f*cking pancakes!" The man drew a pistol and shot him.
Then he asked the second boy, "Got anything smart to say?", and the boy answered, "I sure as hell won't ask for f*cking pancakes!"
