A woman sits down next to a cowboy in a saloon.
She says, "Are you a REAL cowboy?"
He replies, "Well, Mam, I brand calves, rope steers, mend fence, ride the range...think about cows a lot of the time...yep...I guess I'm a REAL cowboy."
She says, "I'm a lesbian. I think about women all day, all evening, all the time...I think about making love with women."
They sat there sipping their beers. Then, a man walked in and sat on the other side of the cowboy. He said, "Are you a REAL cowboy?"
The cowboy responded, "Well, I THOUGHT I was...but I just found out that I'm really a lesbian.":knockedou:knockedou:knockedou:knockedou:knockedou:knockedou:knockedou:knockedou
She says, "Are you a REAL cowboy?"
He replies, "Well, Mam, I brand calves, rope steers, mend fence, ride the range...think about cows a lot of the time...yep...I guess I'm a REAL cowboy."
She says, "I'm a lesbian. I think about women all day, all evening, all the time...I think about making love with women."
They sat there sipping their beers. Then, a man walked in and sat on the other side of the cowboy. He said, "Are you a REAL cowboy?"
The cowboy responded, "Well, I THOUGHT I was...but I just found out that I'm really a lesbian.":knockedou:knockedou:knockedou:knockedou:knockedou:knockedou:knockedou:knockedou