Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.
Q. What do blondes and cow **** have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
GONNA GET REALLY TACKY FROM HERE ON OK
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
A. They chip their teeth.
Q. Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A. More headroom
Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A. Frosted Flakes
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You get to park in the handicap zone.
Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A. Artificial intelligence.
Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A. It takes too long to retrain them.
Q. What do blondes and cow **** have in common?
A. The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
GONNA GET REALLY TACKY FROM HERE ON OK
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.
Q. What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!