What do you have to offer?
Gemini:
What do you have to offer to deserve an endangered species such as you have described. Even I could not meet 5(five) of the nine requirements you mentioned. The only one I am pretty sure about is "intelligent", but that is perhaps the reason I stay away from marriage.
Honest: Except for men in the priesthood, and even some doubt can be cast on them, there are no honest men in Dominican Republic. For the last 40 years we have been educated in the school of corruption. Honesty won't get you anywhere.
Sincere:Hipolito Mejia, our President claims he is a man of his word. He says he is not going for reelection. Yet his entire cabinet, his party(PPH) and friends are all campaigning for the Presidency for 2004-2008. 99.9% of Dominican men are Mejia clones. They say one thing and mean another.
Stable:The closest thing to stability in Dominican men are horse stables.
Hardworking:The few that are working have no choice. They were born to be slaves anyway. Most work to buy rum and beer.
Faithful:We are faithful to our wives as long as they let us have extramarital affairs.
Marriage:Temporary state of affairs that fails 50% of the time and that makes the successful other 50% very unhappy. It will also cost you 50% of your assets somewhere along the line.
Cerveza Presidente
art of the marriage contract in Dominican Republic has a permanent clause allowing for a life endowment for men of this product.
Dominoes:Require for marriage licenses in the Oriental zone and all poor neighborhoods. Upper class men require Golds Gym memberships.
Intelligent:Be aware that Dominican men are intelligent by nature, but 40% of them cannot read, or write, or both. Few are bilingual. The vast minority go to college. 95% drive, or walk thru Winston Churchill and Abraham Lincoln Avenue but do not know who these great foreign leaders were. They don't know that the Malecon was named after First President George Washington, or who he was. Here is how 95% of them would spell these names:
WintonChurchil
wintons Churchis
Abran linco
Abrahan lincon
Abrans lincons(men from Santiago)
gor wasinton
jor wasinsngtons(men from Santiago)
And unless you are looking for a fagot, stay away from dancers.
TW