"I agree, we women repeat ourselves because men are not good at listening and worse at understanding". PIB
To really tick a woman off: just say in a dumbfounded way, "are you talking to me...?" After she is done talking for a very long time.
Hehehehe, just listen to her response after that.
Ok guys its our turn: How many times do women actually say something which is worth listening to? I mean, I am sick of hearing a long conversation about realationship and feelings.
I only wish if a girl would say to me the followings:
Oh, i am so sick and tired of these soap operas, lets watch baseball for a change.
Oh my god, we can't go out tonight...."Iron" mike tyson is fighting lenox lewis for the title.
You look so sexy in those old shorts and this ripped up T shirt.
Forget the wine, lets drink a 6 pack of beer.
Are you kidding about the movies tonight? Monday nights are for football only....yeah!!!
You know what, you are too slow, can't we get to the sex part first?
We need more action in the bedroom if you want to continue having this relationship with me.
Forget the jaragua hotel, i love those cheap motels; this way we save money and buy more beers...yeah!!!!!
Our sex life is too boring, can I invite my girlfriend to join in with us tonight?
Forget the workout, i love a man with a beer belly.
Not caligula again, let me show you a secret video of my girlfriend and me in a jacuzzi doing....
Oh, leave the toilet seat up....
Go out with your buddies, i will stay with the kids and clean the house tonight.
I just go crazy when I run my fingers through your hairy back.
Ok guys now help me with more good lines.