An old lady was walking downtown as the cops were busting a cathouse.
While the cops were lining up the prostitutes & loading them into paddy wagons, the old woman arrived at the end of the line & asked, "What's going on?"
A wise#$%$ said, "The cops are passing out lollipops!"
So, the old woman said, "Great! I'm gonna get me one!"
As she reached the paddy wagon, a cop asked, "Ma'am, aren't you a little too old for this kind of thing?"
The old woman looked at him square in the eye and said, "As long as they keep makin' 'em, I'll keep suckin' 'em!"
