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Since today is going to be grim...a little humor

These are supposedly real headlines from
various newspapers. You be the judge.
Regardless they are still funny.


March Planned For Next August

Blind Bishop Appointed To See

Lingerie Shipment Hijacked -- Thief Gives
Police The Slip

L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal
By Landslide

Patient At Death's Door -- Doctors Pull
Him Through

Diaper Market Bottoms Out

Stadium Air Conditioning Fails -- Fans
Protest

Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based

Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Fund Set Up for Beating Victim's Kin

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time
in 10 Years

Autos Killing 110 a Day -- Let's Resolve
to Do Better

20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar

War Dims Hope For Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May
Last A While

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some
Study for Graduation

Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She
Hasn't Seen in Years


HB

Yes, Grahame, I am trying to contact Trina's folks in Ibero Star and see about a round or two. Tomorrow, Sat and Sunday are maybe out because of the tournament there in POP??

HB