Request...

I have a small request to make for people who live in Sosua (or nearby) and have some sparetime on their hands.

Not so long ago I've started a topic wiht the name "Name of a bar". It's about a bar which is located near Casa Marina Beach entrance and Sosua by the Sea. Could someone provide me with their email adress (if they have one) or the mailadres of the owner (if he has one).

The idea behind this is that a good friend of mine and I left a couple of good friends behind (they work at the bar). We've exchanged phonenumbers and stuff. However, last week I've found out that it is much more difficult to try and communicate is over the phone than a face-to-face conversation, especially if you don't speak Spanish (and only understand a little of what is said) and the counterpart doesn't speak English that good. Now I figure that communication by mail would be much easier since there are some on-line translators.

I'll be gratefull if anyone could help me out on this one!

Cheers.

PS: If they ask: "Who needs the mailadress?" then you can always say: "It's for the Russians who were here a couple of weeks ago".

Senor ricktoronto:

You are free to think what you want to think. All I want to mention at the moment is that I would like to have a mailadress if they have one.
Now, wheter those good friends are long lost loves or not, it doesn't matter to you. Does it? If I was a lawyer in a courtroom right now then I would say: "Objection your honour! Speculation!".

FYI, altough I am Russian, It doesn't mean that I live in Russia at all. Moreover, I live in the Netherlands. Now this is another hard cold assumption being waved away.

As for your advice: I'll take it for granted, but unless I'm gay, I'm not going to do that.

Have a nice day Senor ricktoronto.

Back on-topic people?

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Re: gay??

jbhermes said:

I don't get "Unless I'm gay, I'm not going to do that". Huh?

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Now, exactly what part of this sentence you don't understand?
Oh, let me try and clarify what I meant.
Senor ricktoronto made an assumption and posted some advice (the six steps which are most likely all too familiar to him).
Now, if I mention friends, then it doesn't automatically mean that those friends are the socalled "Loves of your life".
E.g. one of those friends is Jose, the guard at CM Beach. I know that the owner of that particular bar often talks to Jose. Then you have these bargirls which have tought us how to dance Merengue and Bachata, showed us around in Puerto Plata and Sosua. Not to mention a few other people.

So here, the sentence comes to his perfect, righteous moment: (in plain English) If I was gay, then I would follow the advise (since the Senor ricktoronto writes about "Loves of your life"). However, I am NOT (military style: I repeat NOT) gay. So I just understand and have noted the advice which was given to me.

Now in VB style:
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Option Explicit

Public Function SelectTodoOrNotTodo ()

Dim PoetinIsGay as Boolean
Dim PoetinWillDoAsAdvised as Boolean

PoetinIsGay = False

If PoetingIsGay = True then
PoetinWillDoAsAdvised = True
Else
PoetinWillDoAsAdvised = False
End if

End Function

====

Look at all those ballet dancers in their tights,they put several socks over their "Cocks" to make them look bigger to all the gay men watching them flit across the stage! That is where "Sock Puppet" comes from!Better stop asking so many questions,or we will start to "wonder" about you! CRIS

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No, I think it's a mix of "Robin Hood - Man In Tights" and "Band of Brothers - Part Five Crossroads". BTW, haven't you been paying attention lately to all those balletdancers. :classic:

@Jim Hinsch: Tried the link. Got it working, thanks, but that's not what I was looking for.

Poetin: you are an a$$. but thanks for the unwarranted attack. sheesh. lighten up.

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Attack? What attack? I'm just clarifying that I'm not gay!

By the way...
"So here, the sentence comes to his perfect, righteous moment: (in plain English)"

is NOT in plain English. It's not any SORT of English...except wrong.

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Let us just don't go there...

lighten up

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"Goodnes, gracious, Great Balls of fire!" Oeeeh, I love this song!

However, can someone help me out here?

I got the fact that you AREN'T gay

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Finally,... (sigh of relieve)

The "attack" comment comes from statements you make like "Now, exactly what part of this sentence you don't understand?" and that whole part of your reply in "VB Style". What was THAT about??

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Man, go clip your toenails... If you think that this is an attack then you ain't seen nothin' yet.
First I asked you a normal question and then I've tried to explain (in many different ways) that I'm not gay. Wouldn't you take all this trouble to clarify this if someone would have doubted your preference?

Can we bury this now?

Golo, that's how this nonsense started in the first way. It's not about the "loves of your life" and stuff. I just want to know the name of the bar and eventually their emailadress if they have one. Period.

Why is it so hard to understand this?

jbhermes, funny you asked... I might aswell ask you the same thing.