Little more hillbilly humor

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Hillbilly

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Woman walks inti the Clayton Co. Welfare Office.
Social worker asks how many kids she has
"Ten" says the woman.
Fine, what are their names?
LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy, says the lady, counting on her fingers..

Well how do you call them to the house?

I jus' yell "LEROY!" and they all come a runnin' , says the lady.

How about calling for dinnertime?

I jus' yell "LEROY, food's on!" and they come a runnin' .

Well what about if you just want one of them to come?

Oh, then I jus'call 'im by his last name.......



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Georgia girl wins a scholarship to a Northern school (let's say Vassar) She goes to one of the welcoming soirees and finds a whole bunch of little cliques. After being ignored for a while, she musters her courage, breaks into a group and asks one of the Vassar girls " So, where're y'all from?" After a moment of frozen silence, the vassar girl says " I am from a place where one does not end a sentence in a preposition." Georgia girl digests that for a minute, then asks " so where're y'all from....BITCH"
 
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A hillbilly goes to town and...

A hillbilly goes to town and while walking by the hardware store, he spots, among the many signs in the window, one that reads "Cast Iron Sinks."
He opens the door and shouts, "Hey, ya'll!! About this here sign here, well, any dang fool knows that!"

Groan,
SLM
 
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How to Tell if You Might be a "High Tech Redneck"

If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"

If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"

If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop"

If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson"

If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.

If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"

If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined

If your wife said "either he or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her

If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on

If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"

If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal

If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"
 
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