THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in
front of the mirror, complaining to her
husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her
it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your
breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts
for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece
of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror,
rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will
this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years.", he
replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece
of toilet paper between my breasts every day will
make my breasts grow over the years?"
Without missing a beat the husband says "Worked for
your butt; didn't it?"
He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even
walk again. Stupid, stupid man...
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in
front of the mirror, complaining to her
husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her
it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically
comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your
breasts to grow, then every day take a piece
of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts
for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece
of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror,
rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will
this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years.", he
replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece
of toilet paper between my breasts every day will
make my breasts grow over the years?"
Without missing a beat the husband says "Worked for
your butt; didn't it?"
He lived, and with a great deal of therapy, may even
walk again. Stupid, stupid man...