How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows, they've never done it.
The French have just ordered a new national flag. It's a white cross on a white background.
Why did the French plant trees on the Champs Elys?es? So the Germans could march in the shade.
Where do you find 60 million French jokes? In France.
Define confusion: Father's Day in Paris.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop
What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? To say "I surrender" in German.
Why was Jesus not born in France? Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Jacques Chirac walked into a bar with a parrot on his head and the landlord said: "How did that happen?" The parrot said: "It all started as a little pimple on my ass."
Why do the French eat snails? It gives them speedy reactions.
What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf? The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.
The French have just ordered a new national flag. It's a white cross on a white background.
Why did the French plant trees on the Champs Elys?es? So the Germans could march in the shade.
Where do you find 60 million French jokes? In France.
Define confusion: Father's Day in Paris.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop
What is the first thing you are taught when joining the French army? To say "I surrender" in German.
Why was Jesus not born in France? Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.
Jacques Chirac walked into a bar with a parrot on his head and the landlord said: "How did that happen?" The parrot said: "It all started as a little pimple on my ass."
Why do the French eat snails? It gives them speedy reactions.
What's the difference between a Frenchwoman and a werewolf? The Frenchwoman is not quite as hairy but the werewolf smells better.