A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
> >
> > Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
> > them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So
> > you're a
> > man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
> > nothing left, but we're unhurt.
> >
> > This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and
> > live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man
> > replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign
> > from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another
> > miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine
> > didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
> > fortune."
> >
> > Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
> > agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to
> > the
> > woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
> > hands it back to the man.
> >
> > The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
> > The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
> >
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY:
> > Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.
> >
> >
> > Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
> > them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So
> > you're a
> > man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
> > nothing left, but we're unhurt.
> >
> > This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and
> > live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man
> > replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!" "This must be a sign
> > from God!" The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another
> > miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine
> > didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
> > fortune."
> >
> > Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in
> > agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to
> > the
> > woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and
> > hands it back to the man.
> >
> > The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
> > The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
> >
> >
> > MORAL OF THE STORY:
> > Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with them.
> >
