Can't remember if this has been on before.
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
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10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory and off-white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. Fat Clothes.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced
lunch.
5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be
considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3. A good man might be hard to find,
but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten
minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!
Top Ten Things Only Women Understand
=====================================
10. Why it's good to have five pairs of black shoes.
9. The difference between cream, ivory and off-white.
8. Crying can be fun.
7. Fat Clothes.
6. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge sundae make a balanced
lunch.
5. Why discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be
considered a peak life experience.
4. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
3. A good man might be hard to find,
but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.
2. Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten
minutes.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:
1. OTHER WOMEN!
