Middle-age fashion faux pas: Despite what you may have
seen on the streets; the following combinations DO NOT
GO TOGETHER:
A nose ring and bifocals.
Spiked hair and bald spots.
A pierced tongue and dentures.
Miniskirts and support hose.
Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
Speedos and cellulite.
A bellybutton ring and gallbladder surgery scar.
Unbuttoned disco shirts and heart monitor.
Midriff shirts and midriff bulge.
Bikinis and liver spots.
Short shorts and varicose veins.
In-line skates and a walker.
NOW YOU KNOW!!!
seen on the streets; the following combinations DO NOT
GO TOGETHER:
A nose ring and bifocals.
Spiked hair and bald spots.
A pierced tongue and dentures.
Miniskirts and support hose.
Ankle bracelets and corn pads.
Speedos and cellulite.
A bellybutton ring and gallbladder surgery scar.
Unbuttoned disco shirts and heart monitor.
Midriff shirts and midriff bulge.
Bikinis and liver spots.
Short shorts and varicose veins.
In-line skates and a walker.
NOW YOU KNOW!!!