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crenshore said:
I plan to arrive in Boca Chica on a Saturday night. Will it be easy to find parking, any recommendations?
Also, anyone have info about the following:
1. A place where I can get a good massage in Boca Chica and prices?
2. Any reasonably priced, safe hotels that accept outside guests?
Thanks.
I am interpeting your request to mean you want to allow "prostitutes" not "guests", like your Auntie May or Uncle Joe. And "massage" to mean pay for sex and not a massage though if they throw in a massage too, hey! I died and went to hog heaven.
Now that the entendres are out of the way the massage joints in BC are better named "Clip joints for Gringo's named Crenshore".
So stay away from the Pink House, the White House, La Sala and Cafe Carribean Spa (who are so poor they only paid for a neon sign that said Cafe Spa) Oh yeah:and this bunker like joint across from the Hotel Hamilton which I think is called Fuente de Amor ( ho ho) as it seems to have a hard time getting going and appears a little too out in the open for a lot of tourists .
A "passable" massage and truly, the massage is not that bad, is at Pattaya - RD$400 for the house and whatever you pay the girl gauged mainly on your Spanish, charm and lack of Gringoness, so expect to pay a lot is my bet .
(Try a "tip" in the RD$600-800 range on top of the $RD400 to the madam. Oops, I meant the "manager". This amount, e.g. RD$1200 or so may sound high, just TRY the other named places and hang onto your dentures when the menu comes out.
Hotels other than Hamaca, Don Juan and Dominican Bay are pretty open to girlies with ID, real ID not fake ID, not their sisters ID, not photocopied ID ( I saw one girl once that had a colour copy of a man's ID and one with a colour copy of a 50 year old woman's ID, who was a 100 shades whiter than she was to boot).
The usual cast of hotel suspects: Costalunga (unless it is the same time I am there as I am grumpy meeting strangers, so scram, Sam) , El Candil, Hotel Milan (aka Milanell, and Hotel Arena in the last few months) , Coral Villas, Los Pinos, Europa (near the beach but no pool)
, Garant, Calypso, all are fine for "guests". Roughly in that order.
NB:If these guests really ARE your relatives tell the front desk and they won't ask them for ID if they are old looking women, or men. However if you are a white American speaking only English, and your sister "Elly" is black, speaks only Spanish and is talking non stop on a cell phone, and looks 17, get the ID out.
For a complete listing of hotels to look at go to
www.bocachicabeach.net
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