Down in West (by God!) Virginia, one fine day--
After getting robbed, Joe Willy decides to
go to the pet store and get a really
ferocious dog. The guy at the pet store
tells him, "I've got the perfect dog for
you." So, he shows him a dog that's
just sitting there licking his butt.
He says to the employee, "This doesn't
look like a very mean dog. Do you have
any others?"
To which the employee responds, "This is
the meanest dog l have. He just got done eating a lawyer and he's
trying to get the taste out of his mouth."
HB
After getting robbed, Joe Willy decides to
go to the pet store and get a really
ferocious dog. The guy at the pet store
tells him, "I've got the perfect dog for
you." So, he shows him a dog that's
just sitting there licking his butt.
He says to the employee, "This doesn't
look like a very mean dog. Do you have
any others?"
To which the employee responds, "This is
the meanest dog l have. He just got done eating a lawyer and he's
trying to get the taste out of his mouth."
HB