Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had preformed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas . A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second one said, "That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s *** and a cowboy hat."
"That cowboy is now the president of the United States."
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Texas . A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."
The second one said, "That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and
legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold
medal in field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a
cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a
train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s *** and a cowboy hat."
"That cowboy is now the president of the United States."