Hell hath no fury

AlaninDR

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A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another
woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the backyard and put his
penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she
picked up a hacksaw.

The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop!You're not going to
cut it off, are you?

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's
hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever
you have to".
 

Rocky

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Holy Cow, Alan !!!

AlaninDR said:
A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another
woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the backyard and put his
penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she
picked up a hacksaw.

The husband was terrified, and screamed, "Stop! Stop!You're not going to
cut it off, are you?

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband's
hand and said, "Nope. I'm going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever
you have to".
How can you even joke about such a thing???
I still haven't got over the Lorena Bobbit story, and now my stomach is inside out again.
This further strengthens my resolve to never get married...
 

AlaninDR

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Rocky said:
How can you even joke about such a thing???
I still haven't got over the Lorena Bobbit story, and now my stomach is inside out again.
This further strengthens my resolve to never get married...

it was just a subtle way of mentioning the reasons for my shortcomings
 

Rocky

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Vise or Vice?

AlaninDR said:
it was just a subtle way of mentioning the reasons for my shortcomings
Do you mean that you don't have a vise in your garage?
Or maybe you mean that there is "vice" in your garage?
One way or another, let me give you some ad"vice".
Stay the h*** away from the garage, dude !!!