A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this BIG African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees
the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350
pounds,
20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner
Brown."
The small man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says,
"What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says,
"What EXACTLY did you say to me?
" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd
just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my
left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my
name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said
'Turn Around.
this BIG African American guy standing next to him. The big guy sees
the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350
pounds,
20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner
Brown."
The small man faints and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big fellow says,
"What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says,
"What EXACTLY did you say to me?
" The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd
just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks
me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my
left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds and my
name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said
'Turn Around.