Sick but somewhat innocent joke

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A father is driving his 6 year old daughter to school and fate has it they end up behind a Lorena Bobbitt hangaround, who's just about to throw her husband's severed penis from the car.

With a 'smat' it lands right on the windshield of the following car, where the father thinks quickly and turns on the wind shield wipers in a jiffy and gets a clear view.

Girl: "What was that?"

Again the father's is quick on the trigger: "It was an African fly," he says.

Girl: "Dad? Did you see the size of the dick on that fly?"

:eek: