How To Tell Where A Driver Is From

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One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO.
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: NEW YORK.
One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes
of traffic: NEW JERSEY.
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
Accelerator: BOSTON.
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino,
Cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
Terror: From MONTANA, but driving in CALIFORNIA.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to
Talk to someone in back seat: ITALY.
One hand on 12oz double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering
wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE.
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both
feet being on the accelerator, and both feet on brake, throwing
McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS.
Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer
cans on floor, Prairie Dog tails attached to antenna: WYOMING.
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield,
driving 35 on the Interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker
on: FLORIDA.
One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: NORTH OR SOUTH
CAROLINA.