** Disclaimer - Paddy, I don't know you, but you seem to have a great sense of humor, so please take this in fun! **
Paddy showed up to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His buddy looks at him and asks, "Wow, Paddy! How did you get two black eyes?"
"Well," says Paddy, "I was at church yesterday morning, and as we stood for the reading of the scriptures, I noticed that the lady in front of me had her dress caught in the crack of her ***. Knowing that couldn't be very comfortable, I thought I would help her out. So, I reached forward and pulled it out. She spun around and socked me in my right eye."
"That explains the right eye, but what about the left?" his buddy asks.
"Well," replies Paddy, "I could tell she didn't like that, so I reached forward and tucked it back in."
Paddy showed up to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His buddy looks at him and asks, "Wow, Paddy! How did you get two black eyes?"
"Well," says Paddy, "I was at church yesterday morning, and as we stood for the reading of the scriptures, I noticed that the lady in front of me had her dress caught in the crack of her ***. Knowing that couldn't be very comfortable, I thought I would help her out. So, I reached forward and pulled it out. She spun around and socked me in my right eye."
"That explains the right eye, but what about the left?" his buddy asks.
"Well," replies Paddy, "I could tell she didn't like that, so I reached forward and tucked it back in."