1. When No One Understands You, Chocolate Is There.
2. Seven Days Without Chocolate Makes One Weak.
3. I Am Not Overweight. I Am Chocolate-enriched.
4. Einstein Was Eating Chocolate When He Came Upon The Theory Of Relativity.
5. Life Without Chocolate Is No Life At All.
6. I Want It All!!! And I Want It Smothered In Whipped Cream And Chocolate.
7. Chocolate Is Cheaper Than Therapy, And You Don't Need An Appointment.
8. Chocolate Doesn't Make The World Go Around. But It Certainly Makes The Trip Worthwhile.
9. And On The Eighth Day God Created Chocolate.
10. In Heaven, Chocolate Has No Calories And Is Served As The Main Course.
11. The Best Things In Life Are Chocolate.
12. Q. How Many Calories Are There In A Piece Of Chocolate?
A. Who Cares
13. So Much Chocolate. So Little Time!
14. If There Is No Chocolate In Heaven, I'm Not Going!
15. I Only Eat Chocolate For You, So There Will Be More Of Me To Love.
16. Do Not Disturb: Chocolate Fantasy In Progress.
17. The Best Over-the-counter Prescription To Perk You Up Is Chocolate.
18. Don't Send Me Roses, Unless They Are Chocolate!
19. There Are Two Food Groups: Chocolate And Fruit. And If It Is Fruit, It Should Be Dipped In Chocolate.
20. Who Says Chocolate Isn't A Food Group!!
21. One Of Life's Mysteries Is How A Two-pound Box Of Candy Can Make A Person Gain Five Pounds.
22. Take Another Deep Breath, And Do Without That Chocolate Cake! Not!
23. Save Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.
24. In The Cookies Of Life, Friends Are The Chocolate Chips.
25. Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates. . . Full Of Nuts.
26. Those Calorie-free Sweets Taste Great Dipped In Chocolate!
27. Chocolate Comes With Its Price. . . Control-top Hose.
28. What Came First, Woman Or The Chocolate Bar?
29. Chocolate. . . It Isn't Just For Breakfast Anymore.
30. Milk Chocolate Is A Dairy Product.
31. If God Had Meant Us To Be Thin, He Would Not Have Created Chocolate.
32. If I Ever Need Religion, I'll Worship Chocolate Cake.
33. If It Ain't Chocolate, It Ain't Breakfast!
34. Chocolate: Here Today... Gone Today!
35. Man Cannot Live By Chocolate Alone, But It Sure Is Fun Trying.
36. Chocolate Milk: The Poor Man's Champagne.
37. Flowers Wilt, Jewelry Tarnishes, And Candles Burn Out...but Chocolate Doesn't Hang Around Long Enough To Get Old.
38. Beware Of Chocolate Squares!:
A: Square Sweets Make You Round.
B: Square Sweets Make Big Seats.
39. Are Dominican Women So Beautiful Because Their Skin
Is Chocolate Colored?
40. My Blue Eyes Are Brown Because Of Chocolate (and Not
What You Think).
2. Seven Days Without Chocolate Makes One Weak.
3. I Am Not Overweight. I Am Chocolate-enriched.
4. Einstein Was Eating Chocolate When He Came Upon The Theory Of Relativity.
5. Life Without Chocolate Is No Life At All.
6. I Want It All!!! And I Want It Smothered In Whipped Cream And Chocolate.
7. Chocolate Is Cheaper Than Therapy, And You Don't Need An Appointment.
8. Chocolate Doesn't Make The World Go Around. But It Certainly Makes The Trip Worthwhile.
9. And On The Eighth Day God Created Chocolate.
10. In Heaven, Chocolate Has No Calories And Is Served As The Main Course.
11. The Best Things In Life Are Chocolate.
12. Q. How Many Calories Are There In A Piece Of Chocolate?
A. Who Cares
13. So Much Chocolate. So Little Time!
14. If There Is No Chocolate In Heaven, I'm Not Going!
15. I Only Eat Chocolate For You, So There Will Be More Of Me To Love.
16. Do Not Disturb: Chocolate Fantasy In Progress.
17. The Best Over-the-counter Prescription To Perk You Up Is Chocolate.
18. Don't Send Me Roses, Unless They Are Chocolate!
19. There Are Two Food Groups: Chocolate And Fruit. And If It Is Fruit, It Should Be Dipped In Chocolate.
20. Who Says Chocolate Isn't A Food Group!!
21. One Of Life's Mysteries Is How A Two-pound Box Of Candy Can Make A Person Gain Five Pounds.
22. Take Another Deep Breath, And Do Without That Chocolate Cake! Not!
23. Save Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.
24. In The Cookies Of Life, Friends Are The Chocolate Chips.
25. Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates. . . Full Of Nuts.
26. Those Calorie-free Sweets Taste Great Dipped In Chocolate!
27. Chocolate Comes With Its Price. . . Control-top Hose.
28. What Came First, Woman Or The Chocolate Bar?
29. Chocolate. . . It Isn't Just For Breakfast Anymore.
30. Milk Chocolate Is A Dairy Product.
31. If God Had Meant Us To Be Thin, He Would Not Have Created Chocolate.
32. If I Ever Need Religion, I'll Worship Chocolate Cake.
33. If It Ain't Chocolate, It Ain't Breakfast!
34. Chocolate: Here Today... Gone Today!
35. Man Cannot Live By Chocolate Alone, But It Sure Is Fun Trying.
36. Chocolate Milk: The Poor Man's Champagne.
37. Flowers Wilt, Jewelry Tarnishes, And Candles Burn Out...but Chocolate Doesn't Hang Around Long Enough To Get Old.
38. Beware Of Chocolate Squares!:
A: Square Sweets Make You Round.
B: Square Sweets Make Big Seats.
39. Are Dominican Women So Beautiful Because Their Skin
Is Chocolate Colored?
40. My Blue Eyes Are Brown Because Of Chocolate (and Not
What You Think).
