bar talk

paddy

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Oct 4, 2003
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Stuck in a strange city by bad weather, the drinker was bored. He
sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation, turned to
bartender and said, "Hey, how about those screwy Democrats in
Congress..."

"Stop...I don't permit talk about politics in my bar!"
interrupted the bartender.

A few minutes later the man tried again, "People say about the
Pope..."

"No religion talk, either," the bartender cut in.

"Look, how about sex? Can I talk sex?"

"Sure."

"Then **** you."