Little Johnny came home from school to see the
families pet rooster dead in the front yard.
Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its
back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came
home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his
legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs
sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so
God can reach down from the clouds and lift the
rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few
days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny
rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we
almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and
went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on
her back with her legs in the air screaming,
"Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of
been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have
lost her for sure!"
families pet rooster dead in the front yard.
Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its
back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came
home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his
legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs
sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so
God can reach down from the clouds and lift the
rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few
days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny
rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we
almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and
went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on
her back with her legs in the air screaming,
"Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of
been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have
lost her for sure!"